I had a sex dream about Harvey Levin

He was impressed by my witty comments on his website and he thought my screen name was clever so he wanted to meet me. Then he wanted to have sex with me. I said, "You're gay." He said, "I love you so much I don't care." Then he did me and it was good.

That dreamed morphed into the one where I had to pee so I was looking for a bathroom. And I found one.

If I'm counting correctly, this is the fourth time I've peed the bed since my cancer staging surgery in May 2010. Never ever happened before that. I'm not sure if it's nerve damage from the surgery but probably not. Every time it's happened, I've been really sleep deprived and I was finally getting some good, deep sleep.

I hardly ever have sex dreams. Rarely. Maybe 3 or 4 times a year. And Harvey Levin of all people.

He is good looking and he works out a lot so his body is nicely toned. Plus he's got money and he's smart and he's funny. But his politics are too conservative for me and he's not a fair debater. He gets loud and talks over people and keeps pounding away at the same points until they give up and he thinks he won the battle.

At least I didn't dream that Harvey peed on me.