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The Uncyclopedia has an article about Sioux City. Some excerpts:

Sioux City, Iowa is a perfect blend of rural and urban life in the Midwest, much like how speedballs are a great cocktail of cocaine and heroin which will leave you feeling hopeless, disoriented, and probably kill you ... Sioux City is not relatively large nor permanent, the former being true by its stagnant population and infrastructure growth, the latter simply being wishful thinking by the city's inhabitants and those unfortunate enough to have visited it (except Bret Michaels) ...

I was going to write about Sioux City's interesting history, but it's not interesting at all. It's the same old founding history of any place in the Midwest: founded by some noteworthy pioneer(s) a really long time ago after the Native Americans were given smallpox in trade for goods. The city was also apparently built on rock n' roll ..

Good things about Sioux City: The hookers are relatively clean.

Bad things about Sioux City: Sioux City, like many pockets of suspended animation in the Midwest, is slow to keep up with popular culture ... Many people from Sioux City do not know about the existence of the internet ... Zhu Zhu Pets, or even disco music ...

Another problem in Sioux City is the smell, hence its affectionate nickname "Sewer City". While clever, this nickname is not accurate either. The smell is not the Sioux City sewers ... but it is the odor of the town slowly decaying its inhabitants from the inside, consuming their souls and eventually their physical being ...

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