On Monday afternoon, I was sitting at my desk trying to accomplish something (I'm not sure what), when my ears were assaulted by the couple from hell.
A woman, her ex-husband (who apparently lives here) and their approximately 3 year old son were out in the back yard - about 40 yards from my window. Their voices were really loud, especially the woman's. A lot of "fucking this" and "fucking that," and incessant nagging at the child, who didn't seem to be doing anything wrong aside from existing. They weren't arguing - just conversing and joking around.
Fuck is just about my favorite word. It's so versatile. But even I was offended by the way these morons were talking.
The highlight was when another neighbor was hanging out her laundry. The fucking woman told her she had a nice ass. She said "Thanks, you too." To which the fucking woman replied, "Yeah, that's my only ASSet, that and my blow jobs."
Made for a very memorable memorial day.
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