"All pornography is homosexual pornography ... because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards ... And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to get a copy of Playboy? ... I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest."
~Michael Schwartz, chief of staff to Republican Sen. Tom Coburn
"You'll go blind and grow hair on your palms" is so yesterday.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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I am of the opinion that pornography is a communist plot and this very blog is evidence!
I'm a commie.
I don't know how he was able to avoid it, but evidently Michael Schwartz was never an 11 year old boy. Maybe he was a girl. Boys, like men in prison, will fuck anything--animal, mineral, male or female, or even the bathroom toilet.
Oh, yeah--I'm a commie, too, at least in spirit.
Maybe Schwartz's problem is he doesn't masturbate enough. Things can get awfully backed up in there. Clogs the brain.
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