Those aren't wax figures - it's the two-headed monster known as Brangelina in their latest appearance on the Cannes red carpet. I'm starting to believe the rumors that they're on the verge of a breakup because, you know, they're not all cuddly.
Can you imagine a life where every solo trip to the grocery store leads to magazine covers shouting that you broke up, and every less-than-beaming smile means your partner is cheating on you with his ex-wife?
Hard to feel too sorry for them. There's that thing about being worshipped by adoring fans and having millions dollars to toss around.