A follow up to my post "You give a man a fish," where I said instead of giving everybody $600, it would make more sense to use the money to create jobs repairing our crumbling infrastructure. At least 17,000 bridges in the U.S. are way overdue for their 2 year checkup.
What's it going to take - another major bridge collapse like the one in Minnesota?
Thank god I don't live in Mississippi. A TV station in Jackson is on a crusade to stop Adult Video and Books from selling sex toys. At least the police have their priorities in the right place. The Assistant Chief says, "Citizens would rather see us using our resources to get drugs and prostitutes off our streets and work to decrease violent crime."
The reporter's name is Kandiss. If that doesn't sound like a porn star name, I don't know what does. I think she needs to go home and play with that vibrator she bought and keep her nose out of other people's bedrooms.
Your house in is destroyed by a tornado. The cable company in Wisconsin bills you $2000 for their lost equipment.
Which helps you understand what happened today on Dr. Phil. One of the guests:
Mona, 75, made national news when she walked into the office of her local cable company with a hammer and smashed up their equipment! She says they were rude and gave her inadequate service, and she doesn't regret her actions.
The audience applauded when they heard her story.
Another reason I wish I lived in Scotland. In addition to men in kilts speaking with a sexy brogue, the people there are really nice. A gullible cab driver drove a man 150 miles from Newcastle to Banknock then ran off without paying. The people of Banknock felt sorry for the cabbie so they took up a collection to raise £215 to pay the fare.
And I want to ride the London Tube. A group of passengers got up and did the dance from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" while the bemused commuters looked on. The video cracked me up.
Speaking of the British, if Monty Python created a website, it would look like this. Very entertaining.
My post title was the original caption for the picture of the penguins, which I found on fark.com.