An actual ad from The Des Moines Register:
``OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.''
The car's already been sold but mom ran the ad for a second week because she liked the positive response she got.