The Hamburglar, he be chillin'

The headline on TMZ said, "Robert Redford Meets Mayor McCheese."

I never would have known it was him! I thought it was a woman. Awhile back, I posted about how he was featured on a blog called Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. I'm sure they'll give him another mention.

TMZ called him "the geriatric hottie." But he's botoxed (or collagened or whatever the hell they do now) the life right out of his face. My friends keep saying they don't think so, but I swear to god, my Bobby's been wearing a toupee.

And yes, I'd still do him.