Thursday, November 29, 2007

Nuts

I have a friend who collects nutcrackers, and I'm wondering if she's checked out hillarynutcracker.com. According to the website, Dubya was voted "The Nut I'd Most Like to See Cracked."

More quickies:

Why kids are fat: Three sets of parents in Australia got tired of seeing their kids sit around playing computer games every day, so they started taking the kids to a nearby park after school two days a week. The local city council fined the kids $250 a day for wear and tear to the park. There was no vandalism involved and no actual damage cited. The council said the families didn't have the proper permit to use the public park.

Global warming causes everything: One blogger has compiled links to more than 600 articles that blame global warming for a wide array of problems, including blackbirds not singing, cockroach migration, the Atlantic being saltier, the Atlantic being less salty, the earth slowing down, the earth spinning out of control, and the bridge collapse in Minnesota.

What not to post on the internet: A guy in Glendale, AZ, took 30 videos of himself masturbating at a mall and put them online. The cops are after him now.

Retro fashion: For quick trip down memory lane, check out these 1970s fashion ads from Ebony magazine.

Seriously??? South Dakota is ranked as the happiest state in the U.S. Iowa came in third. Minnesota was fifth. The conclusion was based on a survey where people were asked about their experiences with depression. I'm wondering if the reason these states look good is because rural areas have a greater taboo against talking about mental problems.

Geniuses at work

If you ever wake up in the middle of the night and hear an intruder in your house, you need to think twice about using a cell phone to dial 911. Verizon's new cell phones have an alarm that sounds when someone calls 911. It's loud enough that it would be heard by the intruder. Or it might be heard by the guy who's beating his wife when his child tries to call for help.

Verizon says the alarm is required by a new FCC regulation. The FCC says that's not true, but they do have a requirement that new cell phones give some kind of signal so that a blind person will know that he accidentally dialed 911.

I'm thinking that when the operator says, "911 - what's your emergency?" that's a pretty good signal.

Bureaucrats are nuts.

A bear by any other name

A British teacher in Sudan was sentenced to 15 days in prison and she's being deported because she allowed her students to name a teddy bear Muhammad. Her crime was "insulting Islam." And she got off easy - she was originally charged with "inciting religious hatred," which would have meant a sentence of 40 lashes and six months in prison.

It's not like the Sudanese government has more important things to worry about. It's not like more than 200,000 people have been murdered in Darfur, victims of genocide.

Oh, wait. That is happening, isn't it? It's just that you wouldn't know it based on the U.S. government's response. Bush has more important bridges to burn in Iraq. And he's busy manufacturing an excuse to bomb Iran.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Kenny Chesney

No, he's not gay, that microphone is not a phallic symbol and he's not gripping it like he's had lots of practice. And no, he wasn't gazing longingly into Peyton's eyes.

And by the way, Larry Craig wasn't playing footsie with the cop - he just has a wide stance.

That's Kenny pictured with his man crush Peyton Manning.


Frilly underthings

I received a package from my friend in Seattle today. Inside was a CNN postcard featuring Anderson Cooper and his smirk. This is what my friend scribbled on the back:

"Don't you want to see him in a pretty party dress with some frilly pink and lavender underthings?"

Well, now that you mention it ...

Turn ons: a silver fox
Turn offs: closet cases

Riley Ann Sawyers, age 2

Weeks ago, a fisherman found the body of a little girl floating in a plastic box in Galveston Bay. According to court documents, the mother has confessed that she and the stepfather killed the girl. From AP:

The girl was beaten with leather belts, had her head held underwater in a bathtub and then was thrown across a room, her head slamming into a tile floor, Trenor said in the document. She said they kept the body in a storage shed for one to two months before they put it in a plastic bin and dumped it into Galveston Bay.

I couldn't treat a teddy bear like that. How can anyone do that to a child?

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Sex will only get you in trouble, part 2

A 37 year old Wisconsin man was accused of kidnapping and sexually abusing a 17 year old girl. Apparently, he's off the hook because she recanted her story. She says it was consensual, but he might still have a problem since the age of consent is Wisconsin is 18. Why am I posting about this? Because this is the guy's name - Pheuk Kue.

I came across an interesting court case in England. A 20 year old woman gave birth to a baby and wanted to give it up for adoption but the county court ruled that the baby's father and the mother's parents had to be notified first. The woman said no - the father was a one night stand who's currently in another relationship and knew nothing about the pregnancy and she wanted to keep it that way. She didn't want either of her divorced parents to adopt the baby either. The appeals court ruled in her favor.

Fathers' rights groups are up in arms but I think the court made the right decision. If a man wants to be involved with any child he might produce, he shouldn't be having unprotected sex with a woman or he should at least keep in contact with her long enough to find out if she gets pregnant. If he can't be bothered to do that, why shouldn't the mother be allowed to do what she feels is best for the child?

The woman in the picture posted 10 reasons why people think you're a bimbo if you have implants. She forgot a couple:

#11 - Because you post a picture of yourself in a low-cut top on the internet.

#12 - Because you don't seem to realize your fake boobs are too far apart. You could drive a truck through that gap.

Sex will only get you in trouble

Follow up on my post Another Day, Another Scandal: Richard (son of Oral) Roberts resigned from his position as president of Oral Roberts University. He and his wife were accused of financial improprieties but the fun part is that CNN chose to focus on this bit:

In addition, the suit alleged Lindsay Roberts (Richard's wife) repeatedly spent time with an "underage male" in various situations. She denied any improper behavior, insisting in a statement that she had "never, ever engaged in any sexual behavior with any man outside of my marriage."

And I'm sure she was being honest when she said that, because the party in question wasn't a man - he's a boy.

Yahoo News, via AP, has more thorough coverage of the allegations which included Lindsay charging $39,000 to the school for personal shopping at one store, a $29,000 Bahamian vacation for their daughter, and Roberts forcing to students to campaign for one of his political buddies. From the AP article:

"This was an inevitable step that had to happen because of their arrogance," said former regent Harry McNevin, who quit the board in 1987 because of misspending he said he witnessed. "It's been 20 years that they've been doing the same things that I became aware of."

And:

"There a lot of things that need to continue," Cross [an ORU senior) said. "The culture of fear that has been allowed to fester at ORU has to be looked into. We still haven't heard any admission of wrongdoing or any kind of humility or contrition."

I'm sure Roberts' Jimmy Swaggart moment is coming. The only question is which show will he do it on. Larry King? Prime Time Live?

Megan Meiers

People lie on the internet. Nothing new or shocking about that. But what kind of sick fuck makes up a fake My Space profile so she can taunt a 13 year old neighbor girl? I'm not talking about another 13 year old - this idiot was the 48 year old mother of one of the girl's friends.

Lori Drew and one of her employees invented "Josh," a teenage boy who befriended 13 year old Megan Meiers online. Eventually "Josh" turned on Megan and said the world would be better off without her, and she committed suicide.

Megan's family traced the My Space account to Drew, but learned she could not be prosecuted for online harassment. Now, Drew is whining to the cops because her neighbors are harassing her.

According to the police report posted on The Smoking Gun:

Drew explained the neighborhood has recently found out her involvement in Megan's suicide and her neighbors have become hostile toward her and her family. Despite the recency of the suicide and several neighbors recommending she not contact the Meier family (especially on Thanksgiving), [Drew] stated she and her husband tried to contact the Meier family three times, "banging on the door" although Mr. Meier had already told them to leave.

Drew told police she knows Megan tried to commit suicide previously, so she doesn't feel "as guilty" and wanted to talk to the Meiers "to relieve herself of the 'responsibility'."

TSG recently posted Drew's address online. With all the publicity the case in generating, I bet she's really learning about harassment now.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Donald Wildmon needs to get laid

In 2000, the military adopted a general order that prohibits military members from doing illegal drugs, gambling, and possessing porn, among other things.

The Pentagon has been allowing magazines like Playboy and Penthouse. But now Donald Wildmon and the American Family Association is campaigning to stop that.

From sex columnist Violet Blue:

Soldiers need to take care of themselves, and wanking is an important part of that. The Pentagon may have stood by Playboy this round, but they dumped 67% of the titles available to service people. I don’t think it's a question of "why does the Pentagon hate the military" but instead, why do conservative groups get to ban our soldiers from the little taste of stateside sex they can get their hands on?

... I know this: masturbation to porn is a healthy form of self-pleasure. And denying it is not. Our soldiers are risking everything for a variety of very confusing and conflicting values. Not everyone is going to agree with their urge to fap to "Clear and Present Dildo", but as Americans, isn’t it their right?

And now for something completely different, if you need your heart warmed: A grocery store clerk in Kansas City befriended a customer in his 90s. She helped him do his shopping and visited him when he was in the hospital because he didn't have any family. When he died, he left her $15,000.

By the way, does the picture in the middle remind you of anything? If so, you've been watching too much porn.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Today's post is sponsored by the word "bezoar"

Some quickies:

I'll think twice next time there's a thunderstorm. A 17 year old girl in England was struck by lightning while taking a shower.

Another talk show murder: A man is accused of murdering his ex-girlfriend days after she rejected his proposal on a Spanish talk show. She had previously requested a restraining order against him and wasn't told that he would be on the show.

Toilets or ice cream? According to the UN, hundreds of thousands of children could be saved every year for the same amount of money that Europeans spend on ice cream. Worldwide, about 2.6 billion people don't have proper toilets or hand-washing facilities. As a result, many die from diarrhea, dysentery and anemia or suffer other long-term health consequences.

You're the mayor of Centerton, Arkansas, and you get caught for being a bigamist who's living under an assumed name. How do you respond? First you resign. Then you explain how you were kidnapped by Satan worshippers and brainwashed.

Something to celebrate: Jennifer Granholm, the governor of Michigan signed an order to prohibit discrimination against state employees based on gender identity or expression.

Apparently, Christina Aguilera hasn't been getting enough attention. She's the latest young celeb to flash her coochie at the paparazzi. Bonus points for being six months pregnant.

Bezoar: Noun. A hairball. As in the ten pound object removed from the stomach of an Illinois woman who liked to eat her own hair. There's a juicy picture at the link.

Anybody else think we'd be better off if we kept the turkey at the White House and sent the president to quietly live out his days at the farm?

Turn ons: turkey and dressing
Turn offs: indigestion

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Moo-mento

Today's Dear Abby featured a letter from a woman complaining about her boyfriend:

Leon still has the remains of the first gallon of milk he ever purchased when he moved into his apartment. (He had overestimated the amount of milk he would consume, and before he knew it, had a gallon in his fridge that was three weeks past its expiration date.) Time passed, and still it remained there. Soon it was 6 months old and a novelty.

Abby, Leon has kept this container of milk through two roommates, three girlfriends, seven jobs and two refrigerators. It will soon be five years. He seems to have formed some sort of sentimental attachment to it ... Leon is entertained by the reaction he gets when people hear about it, and even has a blog about it with a picture.

Girlfriend wants him to get rid of it and so does Abby. I'm on Leon's side. If gf can't appreciate his quirky sense of humor the way his friends do, she's never going to appreciate him.

Mr. Whipple died

The amazing thing is that he did more than 500 commercials for Charmin over the course of 20 years.

For years, I've been using bargain brands like White Cloud but they've cheapened their TP so much (sheets way too thin and scratchy) that they're no longer a bargain. I only recently went back to using Charmin.

I was just reading an article in AWP Journal that talked about how contemporary novelists tend to stand uncomfortably close to their narrators and reveal too much intimate info, which doesn't allow the reader a safe distance and more perspective. Is telling you what brand of toilet paper I prefer an example of that?

My first (still unpublished) novel had dozens of scenes that took place in the bathroom. I'm proud of that fact. I think there's no better way to illustrate the degree of emotional intimacy and the boundaries (or lack of boundaries) between characters than the way they relate to each other in the bathroom.

Turn ons: strong but squeezably soft
Turn offs: weak and scratchy

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

With friends like these

Saudi Arabia is our biggest ally in the Middle East. Which makes this story all the more disturbing. An 18 year old woman was gang raped by 7 men. They were convicted and each sentenced to 2-3 years in prison. The woman was sentenced to 90 lashes. Because, of course, it was her fault that she got raped.

Then she and her lawyer had the nerve to go on TV and complain about her sentence. So the court doubled it to 200 lashes and added six months in jail. And they revoked the lawyer's license.

So now we know where Bush and Rove and Cheney get their ideas about how government should work. Shut up and do as they say. Dissenters will be prosecuted.

Uncle Sam wants his money back

This is obscene. The military offers signing bonuses to new recruits, most of whom get sent to Iraq. What if you lose an arm or leg or eye before you serve out your commitment? They want their money back.

In other news, Bush pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey today. If only he had as much compassion for our soldiers.

Update: Tonight, Keith O reported that the Pentagon issued a statement saying injured troops will no longer be asked to repay their signing bonuses. When the press actually do their jobs, they can make a difference.

To lighten things up, some political trivia. Who is the only member of Congress to list the addresses of all his district's bowling alleys on his official congressional website?

Dennis Kucinich. The more I learn about this guy, the more I love him.

Shot my wad

Geeze, I was a posting machine in October and so far this month, I've hardly had anything to say. Guess I really didn't have that much to say last month but I said it anyway.

The funniest thing I've run across lately is a blog called Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. My one true love Robert Redford made the list.

For a couple of weeks, I was playing Sudoku online almost every day. It's kind of hard to explain if you're not familiar with it and I'm sure not everybody plays the way I do. But basically it's a big grid and you have to fill in numbers from 1 to 9. As I'm going through it, I'll be saying the numbers out loud and it's very repetitious. 1-1-1, 1-1-1, 4-4-4, etc.

One night, I had a dream where I was at some kind of family gathering at my dead grandma's house. I was sitting on the couch next to Clinton Kelly (the tall, skinny guy from What Not to Wear). In the dream, he was my uncle. I was doing Sudoku, saying the numbers out loud and after awhile he said, "God, do you know how annoying that is!"

It hurt my feelings so I went off to another room and found a razor blade and cut little lines all over both my arms.

Ever since that dream, I've lost interest in Sudoku. Not so crazy about Clinton either.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Be my Valentine

Two totally unrelated stories. First:

According to Keith Olbermann, Tom Delay recently lost a debate with himself. He traveled to Oxford to debate Al Sharpton but when Sharpton didn't show up (notoriously camera-shy Al stayed in the U.S. to appear on Dr. Phil and several other shows to talk about Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter), Delay spoke at the Oxford Union alone.

When Delay said Hillary will win the election and warned that she would push through a British-style health care system. According to the AP there was "thunderous applause." Not quite the reaction he was looking for.

He then said "there's no one denied health care in America" which, according to the AP, was met with "derisive laughter."

Second:

A guy in Valentine, Nebraska, has been smearing his ass with Vaseline and leaving greasy ass prints on the windows of local businesses, schools and churches since May. The local paper calls him/them "lewd, lubricated, lurching lunatics." The local radio stations calls them "the butt cheek bandits."

In the sucky ways to die department

A woman in Florida kicked her boyfriend out of her house. Several hours later, she found him stuck in the cat door. He had managed to get his head and one arm through the opening and apparently, he was trying to reach up to unlock the door. She called 911 but he was already dead.

Single Payer Universal Health Care

It's the only answer. Anything else is ridiculously expensive and potentially deadly.

I believe a single payer system, which eliminates the insurance companies' enormous profits and much of the administrative expenses now involved in health care, would result in lower costs for everyone.

The other advantage of a single payer system is that it makes things easier for doctors and patients alike. Before Medicare Part D went into effect, I had prescription coverage through Medicaid. My share of the expense was essentially the same as it is now, $1 to $5 co-pay for each drug.

The big difference between Medicaid drug coverage and Medicare Part D coverage for a low-income person like me is the frustration, confusion and paperwork for everyone involved. When I had Medicaid, my doctors knew which drugs were covered and which were not, so it was easy for them to prescribe the appropriate meds for me. It was easy for the pharmacy to fill the prescriptions.

Now, when my doctor writes a new prescription, I feel like I'm playing the lottery. The pharmacy has to run it through their computer to see if it's covered, explain to me why it's not, and call the insurer to see if an exception can be made. Then the pharmacy gives me paperwork to take back to the doctor to appeal the insurer's decision. The amount of time and paper involved is enough to bury us all.

What the insurer hopes for - and what often happens - is that the patient gives up and goes away quietly without appealing their decisions.

Also, once a year, I have to wade through a 50+ page booklet from my insurer to try to decipher which drugs are covered and how much the co-pay will be. When I discover that the drugs I need are not covered by my insurer (I just found out that 1 of the meds I'm on will no longer be covered as of Jan. 1st), I then have the joy of wading through the info from other insurers to try to figure out if they will cover all the drugs I need and how much my co-pay would be with that company.

I am a college graduate with a B.A. in English and above average intelligence, and I find it difficult if not impossible to decipher the information in those booklets. I don't know how someone who's not as smart and has less education could ever manage it.

Another of the faults with the current system is that my drugs are covered by a private insurer and other medical treatments are covered by the goverment. The private insurer saves money and increases their own bottom line by refusing to pay for some drugs.

Without those drugs, I will likely end up needing hospitalization and/or surgery. The government, would have to pick up the higher costs of that treatment.

You see the flaw in this system, don't you?

The private insurer makes a higher profit at taxpayers' expense. If drugs and hospitalization were covered by a single payer, they would support the less expensive option, preventative care, i.e. drugs. Which is also the best option for the patient.

The day universal health care goes into effect in the U.S., the first thing I would do is go out and apply for a job. American taxpayers would be spending less on me than they spend now because I would no longer need as much money from Social Security disability or low-income housing assistance. My medical care wouldn't cost taxpayers any more than it does now. In fact, it might cost less because I might be able to pay more of the costs myself.

To those of you who think I should get off my fat lazy ass and go out and get a job and pay for my own private insurance: You've heard of pre-existing conditions, right? And lack of mental health parity? Even if I were lucky enough to get a good job with benefits, it's very unlikely that an employer's group insurance would cover my medical needs.

My medical condition is unstable, so there's no guarantee I could maintain such a job anyway.

The need for single payer universal health care is one of the reasons I am having doubts about Hillary Clinton. I like her personally. I think she would make a good President. But it seems like she's more interested in protecting the insurance companies and their investors than she is in doing what's best for Americans.

Then there's that whole thing about trying to prove she has a bigger dick than any of the guys she's running against. That's why she voted for the war in Iraq. That's why she voted for the bill that may have opened the door for Bush to bomb Iran. I believe those decisions were based on what she thought would help her politically, not what she thought was right.

Not that I think the other candidates - at least the ones who have a chance of winning - are any better.

For a good run down on comparisons between the U.S. health care system and so-called socialized medicine in other western countries, check out this op-ed piece by Eugene Robinson at the Washington Post.

Turn Ons: Eugene Robinson
Turn Offs: me whining about how much my life sucks

Monday, November 12, 2007

Impeach Cheney First

The story goes that Nancy Pelosi said she'd be willing to consider impeaching Cheney if she received 10,000 handwritten letters asking for it.

Here's the address:

NANCY PELOSI
OFFICE OF THE SPEAKER
H-232, U.S. CAPITOL
WASHINGTON, DC 20515

Worse than Hoover

From an article at Vanity Fair:

When we look back someday at the catastrophe that was the Bush administration, we will think of many things: the tragedy of the Iraq war, the shame of Guantánamo and Abu Ghraib, the erosion of civil liberties. The damage done to the American economy does not make front-page headlines every day, but the repercussions will be felt beyond the lifetime of anyone reading this page.

I can hear an irritated counterthrust already. The president has not driven the United States into a recession during his almost seven years in office. Unemployment stands at a respectable 4.6 percent. Well, fine. But the other side of the ledger groans with distress: a tax code that has become hideously biased in favor of the rich; a national debt that will probably have grown 70 percent by the time this president leaves Washington; a swelling cascade of mortgage defaults; a record near-$850 billion trade deficit; oil prices that are higher than they have ever been; and a dollar so weak that for an American to buy a cup of coffee in London or Paris—or even the Yukon—becomes a venture in high finance.

And it gets worse. After almost seven years of this president, the United States is less prepared than ever to face the future. We have not been educating enough engineers and scientists, people with the skills we will need to compete with China and India. We have not been investing in the kinds of basic research that made us the technological powerhouse of the late 20th century. And although the president now understands—or so he says—that we must begin to wean ourselves from oil and coal, we have on his watch become more deeply dependent on both.

Up to now, the conventional wisdom has been that Herbert Hoover, whose policies aggravated the Great Depression, is the odds-on claimant for the mantle “worst president” when it comes to stewardship of the American economy. Once Franklin Roosevelt assumed office and reversed Hoover’s policies, the country began to recover. The economic effects of Bush’s presidency are more insidious than those of Hoover, harder to reverse, and likely to be longer-lasting. There is no threat of America’s being displaced from its position as the world’s richest economy. But our grandchildren will still be living with, and struggling with, the economic consequences of Mr. Bush.


But but but ... Republicans are better at managing money.

Fucking assholes. They're robbing us blind.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

The stain on Hillary's dress

In the last couple of days, I've been seeing Fred Thompson's new commercial. Apparently, his only qualification for President is that he grew up in a small town and he's been a conservative all his life. Oh yeah, and Democrats are evil.

The main thing he had going for him were the social conservatives' desperation to find a candidate who can win. But he shot his wad Sunday on "Meet the Press." According to Robert Novak:

In his first question on abortion Sunday, Russert asked Thompson whether he could run for president on the 2004 Republican platform plank endorsing a "human life" constitutional amendment banning all abortions. "No," Thompson replied, suddenly monosyllabic. "You would not?" "No," said Thompson, adding "that's been my position the entire time I've been in politics." Every Republican platform since 1980 has endorsed such an amendment, and every Republican candidate since then has been able to run on it ...

[He also] reiterate[d] positions that have disturbed social conservatives previously: opposition to a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and opposition to congressional intervention to save the life of Terri Schiavo.

That, coupled with the fact that he always looks tired, lazy, grumpy and bored, means support for him is rapidly drying up.

On Wednesday in the waiting room at my therapist's office, I eavesdropped on a conversation between a man and a woman. Both in their 40s, they appeared to be casual acquaintances and seemed to be flirting with each other. She asked him who he was going to vote for at the caucus. He said he's not going to vote. When she asked who he would vote for if he did vote, he asked who she would vote for. She said, "Hillary."

At that, he launched into a bitter rant. He said he didn't know how she could control the country when she couldn't control her own family. How can she stand up to other countries when she couldn't stand up to her own husband when he cheated on her?

He went on and on about it. So the woman asked what he thought of Obama. He said Obama seems like a shyster and anyway, he can't win because he's black and this country will never elect a black man.

Obama comes across as a bit of a shyster to me too - he's too slick, too polished, too clever sometimes. I think he's sincere about most of what he says but the message gets lost behind the image.

Most of my friends and family say they think Hillary is the most qualified, they like her the best, and they believe her policies best fit what they're looking for in a candidate. But a lot of them say they won't vote for her because they think she can't win.

The subtext is exactly what the guy at the mental health center was saying - she's damaged goods because her husband cheated on her. Monica Lewinsky isn't the only one who ended up with Bill's stain on her dress.

The funny thing is, the same people who tell me they wouldn't vote for Hillary say they would vote for Bill if he could run again.

The more people find out about Thompson, the less they like him. But the more people find out about Hillary, the more they like her. Several people told me they kind of liked her but once they saw her in person, she won their whole-hearted support. I also keep hearing that she's prettier in person.

Friday, November 02, 2007

A momentous occasion

For the first time in months, I had all of my dishes done today. It only lasted for a few hours but it was a great feeling.

Tonight, I'm surfing style.com and Neiman Marcus, saving pictures of things I like. Which is kind of silly because I'd never be able to wear any of this stuff, even if I hit the lottery and could afford to drop thousands of dollars on clothes. The picture is my favorite find this week. It's a bracelet by John Hardy, retail $1995.

I couldn't afford it even if it was $19.95.

My cat is pissed off. He wants me to go to bed so he can cuddle with me. At this point, I think I need to just stay up and try not to sleep all day. Then maybe I'll be able to sleep tonight and I can get back on a more normal schedule.

In the news on Thursday: Dog the Bounty Hunter stepped in deep shit. He called his son and went on a rant about how his son's girlfriend is a "fucking nigger" and he should break up with her because she might overhear him using the N-word and get him in trouble. I take that to mean he uses the N-word pretty often. He used it several times in the 30 second clip I heard from the phone call.

How did Dog's rant make it onto the internet? His son taped it and sold it to the National Enquirer. Bravo for the son.

Turns ons: style.com - poor girls' porn
Turns offs: people who refer to other people as "fucking niggers" then say "I'm not a racist"